FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
Women are born wanting to put you under their thumb. The strange thing is they also want at the same time to be put under yours. Maybe more so. Send her this letter if you want to lay the groundwork for exploiting that weird dynamic. It’ll help make her very, very happy that you’re her man—big, strong, powerful, and in control (you know, like in 50 Shades of Gray).
Product Rating: E+ (moderate erotic content), PI (politically incorrect content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.