ABOUT ROMANCE JUMPSTARTERS
Your quest for a happy relationship and the best love life begins here.
Women want love letters.
In fact, they absolutely crave love letters.
Especially those that brim with flowery words.
But be honest. You couldn't write a flowery-worded love letter if your life depended on it.
No need to feel bad about it, though. Few guys have the knack.
Or the time. Or the inclination.
And that's the story behind Romance Jumpstarters.
We exist to craft for you the flowery love letters that women find irresistible.
We do the work, you get the credit.
Ever see the 1987 movie "Roxanne" with Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah? It's a modern take on a centuries-old play titled "Cyrano de Bergerac" about a charmingly witty but physically unattractive man whose face (especially his nose) repels women.
Christian, another character in the play, also repels women, but for the opposite reason: although he's handsome, he is utterly lacking in charm and wit. So Cyrano and Christian team up for a campaign to win the heart of Roxane, the village hottie.
Cyrano uses his gift for flowery words to write a series of love letters that the good-looking but ineloquent Christian signs and sends to Roxane.
The love letters touch Roxane's soul far, far deeper than any ever before and, as a result, she quickly becomes consumed by mad lust for Christian.
We're plugged into how women think and feel.
Whether you're an outwardly appealing guy like Christian or as aesthetically pathetic as Cyrano, the same dynamic that worked for them is at work in the love letters available to you here at Romance Jumpstarters.
Each letter draws on our intimate understanding of female psychology. We know what turns a woman on. We know how to fill her heart with bodice-ripping passion for you.
In short, we set up the pitch and then all you have to do to knock it out of the ballpark is send it to the woman you love. So easy.
Ready-made letters: Many from which to choose.
We've taken the concept of the greeting card and reimagined it as a micro-romance novel.
This enables us to offer you a wide selection of pre-written love letters for many occasions and situations, with more added every week.
Make it personal: We write letters just for your lover.
Alas, the love letters in the Romance Jumpstarters catalog are not written specifically for the object of your affections. So you might have trouble finding the exact right one for your need.
No worries. We have a remedy for that. In addition to our love letters to go, we also write totally personalized and exclusive correspondences based on information you supply. Details here OR purchase now.
Perplexed by the female mind? We help you understand it.
Romance Jumpstarters also offers one-on-one coaching to help you wrap your head around the mysterious workings of your woman's thought-processes. The things you'll learn from us will help you increase your appeal in her eyes and in her heart.
We'll show you not only what to say but also how to comport yourself in your various encounters with her. Details here OR purchase now.
We're easy to get in touch with.
Got questions? Got special requests? Click here to get our contact info so you can reach out and let us know how we can be of service.