FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
Is your bae losing interest in you? Wanna recapture her heart? Well, consider this: a woman feels threatened and can become overwhelmed by fear when she thinks another woman has designs on her man. In this letter, you’ll stoke that fear—and the horniness it unleashes—by telling her some totally made-up story about how a hottie tried to seduce you today. Then, as her sense of dread hits climax, you’ll swoop in with assurances of your intent to remain faithful—provided she makes the effort to treat you right in and out of the bedroom. She might pretend-hate you for writing this, but really she’s likely to be swooning and having serious hots for you.
Product Rating: E (mild erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.