FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
She naturally thinks she’s better than you (she might in fact be, but that’s not the point). Send her this love letter if you want to make her doubt her superiority and cause mad lust to awaken within her. With this missive, you’ll tell her that she doesn’t deserve to be with you because you’re too utterly awesome—even as you hold out the possibility that she’s right to imagine that you're her inferior. By teasingly refusing to reveal which of these realities is correct, you may find her welling up with insane sexual desire for you.
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Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.