By the time your lover gets to the end of this letter, you’ll practically be able to see fingers of steam rising from her most pleasurable of pleasure spots in response to your promise to make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll not soon forget. What will make it unforgettable is your vow to take decisive charge of the evening’s romantic encounter. In this missive, you set the stage to fulfill one of her most basic emotional fantasies—that of surrendering herself to a powerful man who genuinely loves her.
Product Rating: P.I. (politically incorrect content), E (mildly erotic content)
Product Warnings: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.