Your woman prides herself on having figured you out. With this letter, you’ll drive her insane with desire when you inform her she’s failed in that department but are prepared to offer her the chance to ask you three—and only three—questions to paint a more complete picture of the mysterious, hidden you. NOTE: This letter contains the Number 2 highest-rated declaration from Romance Jumpstarters' 2022 Top 10 list of passion-igniting things to write in a Valentine's card or love letter.
Product Rating: P.I. (politically incorrect content)
Product Warnings: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.