This playfully filthy love letter is intended only for couples that have been together a long time and customarily use erotically charged language to adoringly banter with each other. The message you’ll be sending your woman with this letter is that she’s turns you on so much that you can’t help but talk dirty to her. The letter also reveals exactly how you plan to ravage her in bed. NOTE: This letter contains the Number 3 highest-rated declaration from Romance Jumpstarters' 2022 Top 10 list of passion-igniting things to write in a Valentine's card or love letter.
Product Rating: E+ (moderate erotic content)
Product Warnings: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.