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This is the perfect love letter to give to the woman you're hoping to get with if you notice that she's a fan of "Sex/Life" on Netflix. That means she herself secretly yearns to have two men in love with her at the same time. She's looking for one who'll be the thoughtful, gentlemanly, faithful provider and protector, while the other plays the role of reckless, animalistic, thrill-seeking bad boy. In this letter, you’ll let her know you’re wise to this secret and are OK with her wanting a love triangle—because (as you’ll persuasively explain)—you singlehandedly embody those two very different types of men.
Product Rating: E (mild erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.