FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
One possible reason you’re getting nowhere fast with the woman you adore is she doesn’t think you’d be willing to fight for her love. Women are wildly turned on by a man willing to beat the crap out of another guy perceived as a love rival. Not that she’d actually want you to resort to fisticuffs over her, but it would make her cream in an instant just knowing that you see her as a prize to be won by brutal combat and that you at least have the capacity for such in any contest between yourself and another stag in heat. In this letter, you’ll seek to excite her by talking about how you’ll put the other guy in the hospital if he tries to cut in on you.
Product Rating: PI (politically incorrect content, violent imagery)
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