Please Help Me Be Better for Us (FULL VERSION)
Please Help Me Be Better for Us (FULL VERSION)
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Please Help Me Be Better for Us (FULL VERSION)

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Your relationship is skidding out of control. So do what they teach in driver’s ed courses—to regain control of a skidding car, just turn the wheels into the spinout. That’s counterintuitive, but it works. This letter basically is the same thing. Instead of instinctively denying your supposed failings as a lover, you admit to them. Then, you ask your woman to help you change (women love to change men, as you know from experience). In other words, with this letter you dangle in front of her the opportunity to transform you—a powerful temptation for her to remain in the relationship.

Product Rating: G (good, clean, polite content)

Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to give this love letter to your wife (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY IF YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN YOUR LOVER WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.