FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
You want to tell her you think she’s smoking hot and that you lust for her. But you also want to be classy about it. This letter enables you to do both by comparing her body to a holy temple and making it clear how intensely you yearn to perform sacraments within it. You end with a bid to become her high priest.
Product Rating: E (mild erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.