Women will never admit it, but they’re turned on by filthy writings. And this letter is so steamy she’ll probably get pregnant just from reading it. But here’s the thing. All you’ll be mainly talking about is holding her hand.
Product Rating: E+ (moderate erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.