A search of your favorite dating site brings you to this one hottie who’s a 10 with her makeup OFF. How do you open when you message her? Do you open like every other guy (who then cuts to zero his chances of hooking up with her) by typing something lame along the lines of “Hey, what’s up?” No, you do not. You’re too smooth and sophisticated for that—or at least you’ll come off that way by following this texting roadmap designed to get you where you want to go (if you know what we mean).
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Product Rating: E (mild erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this (otherwise you might get your face electronically slapped or be visited IRL by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.