FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.
Your woman’s passion for you has cooled with each passing year that you’ve been together. Yet you still love her—and wish she would be as wild in bed with you tonight as she was the first time you shared intimacy. That can happen. Her inner fires just need rekindling before you add your wood. Give her this letter if you want to make the flame leap high and give yourself the best shot at creating an anniversary worth celebrating.
Product rating: E+ (moderate erotic content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.