She’s another year older—and sorry to say she looks it. But with this letter you’re going to convince her that she actually looks another year younger. Her ego will go into a feeding frenzy as you describe how all the other women are jealous of her genetic good fortune. By telling her that she’s more desirable now than she was 12 months ago, she might just want to reward you with a gift of the best birthday sex ever.
Product Rating: PI (language, politically incorrect content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.