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The heart you yearn to win belongs to a strong, independent woman—the type that claims to need no man to make her happy. This letter will show her how wrong she is. In it, you’ll boldly and confidently inform her that the fulfilment she thinks her life is providing is but an illusion—that she in fact will never find true fulfillment until she welcomes you into her bosom. For then, the fireworks she secretly longs to experience will begin to explode within her as you masterfully light the fuse.
Product Rating: E+ (moderate erotic content), PI (politically incorrect content)
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