FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER ON.
The woman whose eternal love you seek doesn’t have feelings for you in return. Maybe this letter will change her heart. In this playfully witty and whimsical missive, you’re going to tell her about your trip in time 25 years ahead and that you’ve seen she has two futures—a horrific one that results because she rejected your love, and a heavenly one that results because she chose to be yours forever.
Product Rating: G (good, clean, polite content)
Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.